Maximus Tan

They are Gay so make them jealous please

Maximus Tan is gay

by KayaBoii November 11, 2019

Maximus Rodd

A guy with the biggest and greatest penis.

Girl 1: I had sex with a guy last night who had a enormous dick.
Girl2: He must be a Maximus Rodd.

by E. Normus Scok March 31, 2021

noobis maximus

A noob that is so noobish in their ways, beliefs, and actions that they are sometimes mistaken for a ass.

According to Jim is the noobis maximus of all sitcoms.

by D to the Bizzle March 31, 2008

Gingerous Maximus

A term given for a ginger excessively dressed in cargo pants, dark forest-green polos and combat boots. On somewhat sunny days, this ginger might be seen sporting golden aviators to protect his keen, gingery sight. You might want to reconsider bringing him to any Walmart or such stores, for he might get shy and easily agitated by the overwhelming smell of ferry morse.

"Yo! Did that chick just ask for Gingerous Maximus the Fourth to come to Customer Service?" asked Judy.

"I thought he was the Third." said Bianca.

"You thought wrong." snapped Judy.

by chunkyferrymorse June 3, 2010

Maximus Pancakus

The feeling of one's whole life being nothing but a very large flop, but at the same time stating this fact publicly.

Can also be a very large pancake.

"Everything i have done so far is A, Maximus Pancakus.

"Wow, what a Maximus Pancakus"

by maximus pancakus January 7, 2012

Maximus Pussinator

Is a very very Gay person who used to think he was a women and played with girl toys

I used to grow up with Maximus Pussinator

by ILikeToSuckNads August 4, 2018

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.

It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!

by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007