Mark is possibly the most attractive form of energy ever formed. While at first glance he may appear to be an illusion; a vision of God radiating heat waves, he is a mere mortal like the general population.
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
-Girl says- "my panties are getting we" then Mark is close by.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
by The pretender! November 12, 2018
Get the Markmug. Marks is a type of teacher who doesn't teach, instead she has you take notes, and then have you take a test for 100 points that had nothing to do with what she had you take notes about. as if that wasn't bad enough, she will also use a straw, jam it down your urethra and use succ to succ your chromosomes out.
by CentIIX April 15, 2019
Get the Marksmug. Mark's the kinda guy that acts like a guy who looks like a guy who definitely fucks. but once you get to know him as a friend and as a bro, he definitely acts like a guy who looks like a guy who definitely does not fuck.
by pjdaddy August 28, 2018
Get the Markmug. A total car geek. Knows the ins and outs of cars . But somehow he manages to be a horrible student at school. He is very technically enhanced. He will whoop ur ass in a heart beat. Someone who is very underrated when it comes to his ability to fight but when you push his buttons he lets out a whole different beast. He is also hot af.
Yo mark did u see my new car
Yeah man it has a sr20 motor, Torsen diff, etc...
Yo mark I can whoop your ass
Try me
(Mark kicks his ass)
Yeah man it has a sr20 motor, Torsen diff, etc...
Yo mark I can whoop your ass
Try me
(Mark kicks his ass)
by NoCap🚫🧢 March 31, 2019
Get the Markmug. A liar and a cheater. He will manipulate you and he will stab you in the back. He is not to be trusted.
-Mark is evil.
-True that.
-True that.
by cutiepiewatermelonface January 1, 2012
Get the Markmug. by anewname March 18, 2009
Get the Markmug. Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the working class, a typical Mark is an A level reject, alcoholic, chain smoking wierdo. Such a person is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.
A normal Mark is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in the pub.
A normal Mark is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in the pub.
by The Greatest Jafar February 4, 2009
Get the Markmug.