manjoyable

a man who is cute and enjoyable to look at

That Leonardo Dicaprio is manjoyable

by KMHLD October 20, 2007

major deuce

A serious and severe bowel movement

Every night, Soren always remembers to go to the bathroom and drop a major deuce.

by Tommy Dub August 29, 2006

Major Dump

When you feel that your dump is going to be massive to an extent that you feel it is impossible to take it somewhere other than your own toilet, due to the amount of gases you might release that could turn out very embarrassing.

I had to leave work and drive 40 Miles to get back home to take a Major Dump.

by Shaiz October 17, 2011

join the majority

To die. The majority of people who have lived have died. So to die is to join them.

Either give me back my money or get ready to join the majority.

by DEATHfalcon November 20, 2010

Majnoon

Arabic origins, other dialects pronounce it magnoon, it literally means "crazy" as in mentally ill, but has been extended in the vernacular to include something that's fucked up, crazy, or unbelievable.

Did you see the crane falling from the roof? That shit was majnoon!

or

That bitch is majnoon, running around the streets yelling expletives at random strangers.

by shayaknyc May 5, 2008

psychology major

Some asshole who thinks they know everything about you 20 seconds after meeting you

You seem like a very angry person. Don't worry, I'm a psychology major.

by Retic June 21, 2015

English Major

Along with Philosophy and Int'l Relations, English is arguably the most difficult college major in the Humanities. This is largely due to the fact that being an English major encompasses the study of several other fields, including, but not limited to philosophy, psychology, history, sociology, law, and political science. English majors read and write far more than any other major, and offen suffer from severe caffeine addiction (or worse), insomnia, and manic depression.

Despite what lobotomized Business Majors believe, English majors (like many humanities majors) seek graduate school enrollment and end up with J.D.s, M.B.A.s, L.L.M.s, or Ph.D.s. Thus, they end up in lucrative careers with sexyass women. But best of all, they actually learn how to think and generally live rewarding lives because of that.

English Major: "Dude, we're seniors! I can't believe how much I've learned over the past three years! How about you?"
Business Major: "Excel and Powerpoint."
English Major: "... and?"
Business Major: "That's it."
English Major: "... 3 years of college and that's all you know?"
Business Major: "Yup. But Ima still be rich."
English Major: "Sooo you essentially just paid over $100,000 for Excel and Powerpoint lessons, but you'll still be rich?"
Business Major: "Hellz yeah d00d."
English Major: *facepalm*

by collegiate5 July 10, 2010