The most loving, caring, hot, cute, warm hearted, funny girl in the world. Has a smile that could make anyone's day a lot better. Makes you feel like your not alone anymore. Will make you feel happy in the saddest moments. Gets you through hard times. You miss her seconds after seeing her. when you hug her you never want to let go. When you kiss her i feels like your in an other universe. She has no flaws. You can't get her off your mind if you try. Maddie is the best girlfriend i can ask for.
by ya boi carl April 8, 2019
Get the Maddie mug.a nice, funny girl who calls everyone wankers and bitch ass hoes. she’s kinda popular but you know she hates you. she has a going “on and off” relationship with her boyfriend, bradley. she’s pretty basic: crocs, vans, vineyard vines and shell necklace. but don’t forget being quirky: annoying, hates leggings (wears them anyway), thinks everything is relatable, and even goes to the center of town with friends. overall strange but kinda friendly.
by Ehendmdm May 23, 2019
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To abuse upstanding, good and proper words and phrases, roughly rendering them into the fashion of “Roadman” or “Mandem” parlance. To take the King’s English and make it all dutty. To bring about the demise of Man.
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To abuse upstanding, good and proper words and phrases, roughly rendering them into the fashion of “Roadman” or “Mandem” parlance. To take the King’s English and make it all dutty. To bring about the demise of Man.
“I say my good fellow, you couldn’t provide me with a cup of tea could you? I’m parched” “Nah you gotta mandemise dat - yo bossman beg u set me dat ting <gestures wildly at teapot>, man needs refreshment you get me?”
by goobstation August 25, 2019
Get the Mandemise mug.A young lady who resembles the great YouTuber Leafy. She loves stirring up storms with others and acts bold through social media . But in person she shys away and hides her face out of shame and fear.
“Watch me pull a Maddiet!” *Hides in the back while co workers and managers come to the front and do the job she’s supposed to do*
by ChompkinJones October 25, 2019
Get the Maddiet mug.Maddie or Madison is a wonderful and amazing girl. She is funny and adorable. She can make you fall in love with her easily. But when she is mad she can say some awful things so don’t try to get her upset.
by Timmy TURNING June 3, 2021
Get the Maddie mug.Where do I start? Maddie. Peak woman. Everything about her. She's beautiful in every way possible. She is the most caring person I've ever met. She puts herself before everyone else. She is so unaware of herself. So unaware of how perfect she is. So unaware of how every guy wants her, and every girl wants to be her. She cares so much about others, that she sometimes forgets to care for herself. Not many are perfect. But my god, out of the thousands of people I've met in my lifetime, I can confidently say that Maddie is the one. The perfect person.
Dude: Bro I really like Maddie, but I'm scared to ask her out
Dude's friend: Yeah bro me too. I'm scared cuz she's like perfect in every way, and I'm jus me.
Girl: Did yall see Maddie today. Omfg I want to look like that so fucking bad
Dude's friend: Yeah bro me too. I'm scared cuz she's like perfect in every way, and I'm jus me.
Girl: Did yall see Maddie today. Omfg I want to look like that so fucking bad
by Y alr know March 29, 2022
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