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Ali-Sher Malik

The number 1 super giga gay porn lover Ohio duke dennis rizz ultimate morbidly a beast sigma boss alpha male.

Gets all women but only wants the gym

Is actually a pussy
Wow you’re an Ali-Sher Malik *dies from max rizz overload*
by GrgrgrgrGreen September 23, 2023
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Malike

A sweet guy who cares about you. He listens to your problems and gives great advice. He is a handsome man. He is super kind. He also has a big dick.
Oh Malike you so sweet. Thanks for listening.
by Leakk November 24, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike/Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Gristol Malik

Antagonist in Psychonauts 2. He's the rightful ruler of Grulovia who eats caviar all day long. He also just cares about it and nothing else.
Gristol Malik: Glory to Grulovia!
by Vector Perkins November 21, 2021
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Malik

Lexi’s one and only lover boy and the undisputed king of Critical Ops—no debate, no competition, just Malik. Aim assist? Nah, he’s just HIM.

He’s the best in the game—that’s not cap, that’s law.
Even while being Lexi’s full-time daddy, personal simp, and midnight FaceTime star, he still carries harder than entire scene in NA and EU.

Lexi’s man. Your team’s nightmare. The KD killer.
Certified problem on and off the map.
Malik is the best eboy on Lexi’s roster
by pickleboy123 April 29, 2025
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Maliked

Used to describe an extremely unattractive person.

Derived from the twitch streamer "malikrack_"
"Damn you looking really maliked right now"
by Malikracked March 15, 2025
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Mehak Malik

A extremely pretty and extravagant walking meme with Wi-Fi issues and main-character energy. Known for laughing at her own jokes. Shes a jiggly penguin when she walks and loves the man A…..
“Hi it’s Mehak Malik my phone is on 1 percent hahahaha.”
“I told Mehak I wasn’t sharing — she took that as a challenge.”
“When Mehak Malik drops her phone it’s a plot twist as she’s planning a new plan for drama and mass distruction whilst jiggling everywhere laughing.
by Fatty with a jiggle October 17, 2025
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