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Sneaky Magnus

When you put in two balls but only pay for one.
Did you hear what happened last night? He did a Sneaky Magnus and ran away.
by Magsel March 6, 2022
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Magnus

a type of computer, looks alot like a human being but ain't quite one
Person: Where is your Magnus?
Person 2: i left it in the freezer for to long, it ain't working anymore
by eden777 January 27, 2021
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Magnus

A Guy who does not give a fuck. if you piss this guy off he will try and hit you but will fall and snap his neck. on the failure of this he will call in his buddy Kacper also known as the fortnite kid slayer who will fuck them up and probably make there corpse into a body pillow. apart from this Magnus is a kind but suicidal guy
Random Guy: Hey you Fat Shit
Magnus: Come here u Fat Fuck (Crunch)
by Fade:E February 10, 2021
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Magnus

He is a guy with a big black cock
magnus
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Magnus

Often misunderstood, 'Magnus' is actually derived from and originated in, lyrics to a Zeds Dead song. Anyone thought to exist at this static vibration is/was merely a glitch in the simulation.
Your Magnus, your magnus.
by Qlolop May 27, 2021
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You and Magnus

Hym "Hey, You and Magnus can eat a bag of dicks ok? Hey, middle finger to butthole4🖕 Oh wait, what!? I didn't see 'sit and spin' in 1! Ooooh man! Terrible stuff from me! Real amateur stuff from me there. Wow! Hold on. Let me calculate this quick. Takes takes takes... Middle finger HERE instead 🖕 And then... Nope... Nope. It's still just sit and spin... That's crazy."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Magnus effect

Performance anxiety arising while holding a winning position against #1 chess player Magnus Carlsen, often leading to throwing the game despite having had a winning position.
He was 2 pawns up and still managed to lose. The Magnus effect is real.
I hide the opponent's name so I don't get the Magnus effect.
When playing the tournament, focus on the pieces, not the player. Dont let the Magnus effet get ya
by AleksKiryan July 16, 2025
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