macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Cold macaroni

A cold player, A Mack.

That boy is a cold macaroni.

by Cold Breezy May 10, 2022

macaroniously

A misspoken version of the word acrimoniously.

"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

-Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy

by ThatsIsJustCrazy February 10, 2014

Macaroni Boy

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.

He is such a Macaroni Boy!

by macaroniboy March 6, 2018

Holy Macaroni

Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.

"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.

by :Danimal November 13, 2022

Macaroni and cheese

Some good pussy.

That girl got that macaroni and cheese. It’s that gud-gud.

by Majorfrazier July 5, 2023