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Muerte lenta

Slow death, alternative (comical) definition for food that tastes great but might be a health risk consuming.

From south america, cheap burgers bought in some barrios (hoods in Santa Cruz - Bolivia) that cost ~2 pesos (~0.2$).
Alfredo - Compramos algo pa comer wei (Let's buy something to eat)
Pedro - Estoy neto solo tengo 3 pesos (I'm broke I only have a quarter)
Alfredo - Suficiente para una muerte lenta (Enough for a slow death)
by Comandante August 27, 2006
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Circulo de muerto

-(n.) a fear possessed by straight males of sleeping in a bed with other straight males due to the possibility that while sleeping, one of the males will become aroused and his penis will leap over and attack the other male who is sleeping.
Although Blake did not want to sleep on the hardwood floor, he was overcome with circulo de muerto and would not allow himself to sleep in the bed with Brian.
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isla mujeres

Small quaint island north of Cancun, mexico. Some people go there because it is quieter and not as "americanized" as the hotel sector of cancun.
Isla mujeres is a relazing place to take a vacation
by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005
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misery

I feel fucking miserable cause the rafting trip ruined my relationship with my girlfriend. Fucking miserable rafting trip!
by wretched individual September 30, 2003
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Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.
Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.
by T405ED March 9, 2009
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miserbration

Celebrating a miserable event
"This is a miserbration of my finger joint injury. 6 months today - cheers!" (Jude Gibson, 18th September 2014)
by Gerry Crabbe September 18, 2014
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miserable fucking prick

A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.

Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake
by Justletmepark May 29, 2018
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