‘Mock

short for a hammock. only cool people call it a mock, and you are stupid if you don’t know what a mock is.

Robert went to the outdoor gear store and bought an orange ‘mock.

by Guacamole.69 March 10, 2020

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

Mocked

Getting groped by your music teacher and him going to court and being innocent even though there were several eye witnesses

Dude did you hear that Grace O. got mocked?

by ball slanger June 14, 2022

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Girl learns about racism. Plus filler. LOADS of filler.

To Kill a Mocking Bird

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2024

Mock

When you call someone a mock, it means there annoying, irritating, or overall just a headache.

“Why won’t you answer me?” - person 1
“Because your such a mock.” - person 2

by heheh1234 November 24, 2020

Grayson Mock

Absolute specimen of the human race. Better than everyone at everything he does

Man 1: “Have you seen that amazing guy Grayson Mock recently?”
Woman 1: “No but when I do I’m gonna ask him to marry me and have lots of babies with me!”

by Dillianmorse’slover November 21, 2021