C M S M P M H

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

by fiftypour August 20, 2010

P.M.H.P.

"Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky"

This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.

It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.

Dave: "I think Sam and Jenny finally got around to some P.M.H.P.

by Baahl August 4, 2012

mhmm

A response that someone gives when they think someone is full of shit (lying).

Logan told Jordan, his baby momma, that he would get her the child support by this Friday. While rolling her eyes Jordan replied, "mhmm".

by Bobby Fizzle May 14, 2018

MHC

Mile High Club

The term mile-high club (or MHC) is a slang term applied collectively to individuals who have had sexual intercourse while on board a flying aircraft. The exact requirements for membership are open to some interpretation.

He had sex on his last flight and is now a member of the MHC.

by TX.Mobile May 8, 2017

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

mhmm

This word is usally used to say 'sure', 'yes', or 'okay'. sometimes you use it..in a sarcastic was being like 'sureeee i believe you'. I sometimes use it when there is just nothing to say.

Rob: 'She is H-O-T, HOT!'
John: 'mhmm'

or

Rob: 'Yesterday I went skinny dipping in the sand.'
John: 'mhmm'

by LetACryOut March 1, 2009

Mhk

It means okay, but you don’t really care about it

person 1: I really LOVE barbie
person 2: mhk

by Love me mom December 28, 2017