Martha's Vineyard is a small island off of Massachusetts. Martha's Vineyard also know as MV is fun in the summer and quit in the winter. Not everyone that lives here year around is rich, most people are Upper middle class or above. MV is very expensive for a nice small house it is about 700k +, but you pay for where you live. Mv is a great place, that I strongly recommend on visiting. (If you come stay in Oak bluffs and Edgartown those are best towns.)
Random person: What town should I Stay in Martha's Vineyard.
MV Yeararounder: I would recommend Edgartown and Oak bluffs. Edgartown is preppy and nice. Oak Bluffs Is very clean and has lots to do. While vineyardhaven is dirtier and has less to do. Chilmark and west Tisbury are to far away..
MV Yeararounder: I would recommend Edgartown and Oak bluffs. Edgartown is preppy and nice. Oak Bluffs Is very clean and has lots to do. While vineyardhaven is dirtier and has less to do. Chilmark and west Tisbury are to far away..
by Yellow. Banana69 June 30, 2017
when somone comes up behind with two wet fingers and plunges them into both ears at the same time while screaming Wet martha
by Beir Juden April 26, 2011
<i>etymology</i> From the 2016 film <i>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</i>
<i>interjection</i> Time-out. Used to stop or interrupt a heated argument that is on the verge of becoming a fistfight.
See also: Martha
<i>interjection</i> Time-out. Used to stop or interrupt a heated argument that is on the verge of becoming a fistfight.
See also: Martha
by sir kiko May 29, 2016
yeah, im from there. a small island in Massachusetts. really boring in the winter time, but somewhat a lot to do in the summertime. everyone who is a local here LOVES to fuck around with the tourists, because its fucking HILARIOUS. we usually have to clean up after the snotty tourists, but if you are going to give us that attitude, then get the fuck outta our island. kthnxx. but there are the really cool tourists that you befriend & such. theres a lot of drugs on the island, and many parties. and the beaches are always fun as hell too. a LOT of hot guys here in the summer, too :
someone: OMFG let's go to martha's vineyard and fuck with the locals!
me: haha that's okay. we LOVE to fuck around with the tourists. gtfo off our island and go back to where your from. :D
me: haha that's okay. we LOVE to fuck around with the tourists. gtfo off our island and go back to where your from. :D
by Ashley ahlajaaa April 08, 2009
by bjuzy July 29, 2018
The place where everyone that anyone goes in the summer. Kennedy's, Clintons, everyone in Connecticut, New York and Greater Boston area. The place is the shit where snotty kids ride around in their parents Range Rovers or slum it on their "beach" cars which are almost always a Jeep Wagoneer or first model Range Rover. Houses are all over 2 million and I feel bad for anyone who has to live there year round...becuase they clean up the houses of spoiled kids and deal with our shit. Because they have to. Oh ya the coke sucks there...
by Coke-head on the beach March 31, 2005
1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.
2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 17, 2003