Japanese Lunchbox

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.

Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She didn't like it. Not one bit. Not one.

by cunt rage March 26, 2016

Lunchbox

The Act Of Eating Pussy

Kristina was feeling frisky this morning and let me lunchbox her

by RagePumpkin March 24, 2020

Lunchbox

A gentleman's ample genital area. Just like the American slang word "Package". Lunchbox has the same meaning.

I couldn't help but admire his impressive LUNCHBOX! Those button fly jeans accentuate a guy's lunchbox.

by Joycat17 January 5, 2023

Lunchboxed

A very uncomfortable shell. Checking out your own belongings in a group of people and shielding them the whole time.

He was counting his lettuce, sitting there, and felt awfully lunchboxed by that smartassy kid.

by Scary Grains June 6, 2017

Fire Island Lunchbox

When a gay male pisses and ejaculates into his partners asshole. The mixture is cured for 48 hours then shat out onto a hotdog bun. This is then eaten by both beachside.

Garrett seems to really enjoy the lunch he packed into Ronaldos Fire Island lunchbox.

by Jesse Millpage March 29, 2024

Square Lunchbox

A term which is used to suggest or indicate that a woman is a lesbian.

Hey Mike, have you heard that Susan packs a square lunchbox? I know, I was looking foward to asking her out on Tuesday. Looks like I'll be forever alone.

by SpookyGhoul April 13, 2011

Lazarus Lunchbox

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.

The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”

by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010