literally murder

The phrase a person says to show frustration.

girl 1: OMG I SAW YOUR DRESS IN FOREVER21!!1!1!
girl2: If you got that dress... literally murder.

by jdcblajdbaiduch January 17, 2015

literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

by the tender defender August 8, 2023

Literal Bot

Someone who is deadass just a bot

Bro nukeadam is a literal bot.

by Niigcheese March 8, 2019

Literally anything

This can be turned into porn with the right mindset

I like porn with literally anything in it

by Blinkeraaah May 19, 2023

para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011

Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.

Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages

by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017

literal rat

A literal rat is someone quite rare to come across. They seem friendly, but have the largest superiority complex. All in all, there face has a composition that causes their eyes to be too close; nose to hold of the face; one eyebrow; and the head shape of a jellybean. They are to be avoided, unless you want your family, yourself and those you know to be attacked by one. A literal rat will believe they are "cool", you are to play along with this fantasy so you don't destroy there's. Doing so will lead to immense trouble, as a literal rat usually has a mass following.

"I hate Omar"
"I know right, he's a literal rat"

by Rhatti May 17, 2023