A condition resulting in a strong, tenacious desire to be as close to rocks, or a rock formation, as humanly possible. Those suffering from being a Liam tend to spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about, climbing, and/or legitimately wanting to be rocks. Side effects include: continual overuse of bad rock puns, financial devastation from buying Patagonia, and using carabiners in everyday life (ie to hold your keys, etc.).
by cawcawfee September 4, 2018

Someone who is a slow boy and is very stupid. He will be really annoying and not apologize for it he gets butthurt over the smallest stupidest things. On the bright side he’s so stupid that’s it’s funny. He’ll also set the fire alarm off in his house because he was juuling.
by that amazing sexy beast May 14, 2019

ginger annoying cunt, no one likes a liam. everyone talks about liam and wants him to leave. if your liams girlfriend you hate every other girl and that’s no lie.
by squigglebum29 June 2, 2020

Liam is the kinda guy you see lost at a carnival and laugh because he has no friends. he plays clash of clans all day and probably jerks off to giants. he sits in a corner and his best friend is probably his mum and his most athletic part of his week is getting of his cheese puff Vegemite stained chair to go to bingo night.
by anuscancer101 May 24, 2019

Has no pee-pee.
Jennifer pulled down Liam's pants and exclaimed, "Yikers gee zoinks!!! Looks like liam doesn't have a pee-pee!!!"
by b0bby bal0gna May 30, 2018
