Trumpet-leg

It's Horn-knee (horny) you absolute moron.

Hey babe my parents aren't home and I'm 🎺🦵 (trumpet-leg)

by KiwiZiggyX November 14, 2019

my leg

When there is chaos happening in a SpongBob episode, someone random always screams "MY LEG!" accompanied by screams and yells of terror by other creatures/characters.

*Plankton takes over Bikini Bottom, background turns red.*

Everyone screams.

Random Dude: "MY LEG!!!"

by letsdothisnow May 2, 2010

Leg fetish

The admiration of or sexual attraction to bare legs. Especially to men, when they get aroused by the sight of a woman's bare legs.

Person #1 "Do you have a foot fetish?"
Person #2 "No, I have a leg fetish"

by M_4_mature July 29, 2011

Maple legs

Maple legs. Usually a Canadian gal with legs for miles. That are golden like maple syrup.

Did you see maple legs at hay days?
Maple legs can tap my tree for some syrup.

by Bog ding September 20, 2016

mall legs

A condition consisting of tired legs, resulting from too much unwanted time spent walking around the mall with your wife/girlfriend/mom. Sometimes includes tiredness in upper body/arms.

May also be used to describe similar afflictions experienced in other venues.

I can't handle Old Navy right now, Mom. We've been here for three hours and I have a serious case of mall legs.

by Hattrick12488 June 10, 2011

How's the leg?

Slang for how are you doing or what is up.

Person 1: Hey! How's the leg?
Person 2: Fine. How about you?
Person 1: Good.

by Rachmahler November 4, 2021

Engineer's Leg

The increase in muscle mass you get in your legs after walking up and down the endless fucking flights of stairs at Brooklyn Technical High School for 7 hours a day and 5 days a week.

"My legs hurt from going to the 8th floor gym from the basement."
"You got Engineer's leg."

by Ramenator November 20, 2011