Louisiana Lawnmower

When a man pours a can of beer into a woman's asshole, followed by putting anal beads in, She will then try to take a shit, as she does the man rips out the anal beads like he is starting a lawnmower.

Person 1: I gave my three year old a Louisiana lawnmower
Person 2: what the fuck Jim

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025

Lawnmower

The thing a Mexican uses to mow my lawn

The Mexican used the lawnmower to mow my lawn

by Dhdve February 11, 2022

Lawnmower technique

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower

Hey girl, wanna do the lawnmower technique and see what splats

by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024

lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.

Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d

by anonymous October 13, 2023

Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.

David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.

by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020

human lawnmower

You are a fucking cow if your called this.

YOU ARE A FUCKING HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Ukrainian Lawnmower

A sex position performed upside down and backwards (wheelbarrow style) in an attic.

Damn, John is a freak, cause said he wanted to put me in the Ukrainian Lawnmower.

by Nicedemeous6978 March 23, 2024