Liam

A condition resulting in a strong, tenacious desire to be as close to rocks, or a rock formation, as humanly possible. Those suffering from being a Liam tend to spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about, climbing, and/or legitimately wanting to be rocks. Side effects include: continual overuse of bad rock puns, financial devastation from buying Patagonia, and using carabiners in everyday life (ie to hold your keys, etc.).

I haven't seen my dad since he became a Liam back in '98.

by cawcawfee September 4, 2018

liam

To drink two bottles of wine in one night while at home alone.

You drank two bottles on your own? Wow, you pulled a Liam.

by bobsolduncle September 19, 2018

Liam

This rare species tend to act that closely to an actual human. It is advised you sheild yourself away if you come into contact with a Liam for at least 12 years.

"Ayo bruh, i just came into contact with a Liam. Might need to sheild"

by Jusyoniox March 30, 2022

liam

to be a retard

dude ur such a liam

by li beotch April 28, 2020

liam

ginger annoying cunt, no one likes a liam. everyone talks about liam and wants him to leave. if your liams girlfriend you hate every other girl and that’s no lie.

person 1: oh hey look it’s liam

person 2:omg let’s leave, no one likes him

by squigglebum29 June 2, 2020

liam

Liam is the kinda guy you see lost at a carnival and laugh because he has no friends. he plays clash of clans all day and probably jerks off to giants. he sits in a corner and his best friend is probably his mum and his most athletic part of his week is getting of his cheese puff Vegemite stained chair to go to bingo night.

liam get the fuck off the chair you fat boitch

by anuscancer101 May 24, 2019

Liam

Annoying weird kid never gets sex

Liam never gets sex

by Hehdbf March 13, 2018