Laser Lettuce

Slang for Marijuana

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"

by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020

douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow October 23, 2008

Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020

Lettuce Ferrari

High class yoga vegan

That chick is a lettuce Ferrari

by Jenessay July 18, 2020

lettuce butts

The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.

Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.

by CliffM July 06, 2008

Foot Lettuce

Lettuce that has made contact with your feet, most likely a dirty boot.

This lettuce doesn’t taste so good, I hope it’s not foot lettuce.

by mypawnshop August 04, 2018

Soggy lettuce

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

by Toné hab March 03, 2017