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literally murder

The phrase a person says to show frustration.
girl 1: OMG I SAW YOUR DRESS IN FOREVER21!!1!1!
girl2: If you got that dress... literally murder.
by jdcblajdbaiduch January 17, 2015
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literally

I'm literally starving.
by rwudebwoi March 18, 2020
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Long Range Laterals

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009
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laterator

In Oslo, the laterators have ushers.
by John William the July 16, 2010
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literally my life

A term used primarily by white teen-girls trying to discribe how one thing relates to them on a personal level.
"She slept in all day yesterday. Thats like.. literally my life."
by Romeo and Deviet July 6, 2016
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Sex . the end . what do you except from an "URBAN" dictionary !
*innocently search for slang terms* *founds that literally every word in the urban dictionary has a relation with sex*
by Rekt42069 January 6, 2017
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Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages
by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017
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