spite nighting

Revenge sleep procrastination is when people intentionally stay up late to enjoy personal time, even when they know it will negatively affect their sleep. It often happens when individuals feel they have little control over their daily schedules. (Courtesy of the Sleep Foundation). Spite nighting makes this clumsy phrase into a verb.

I had a long day at work and should have gone to bed at my normal time but what do I do instead? stayed up until 3am spite nighting

by Spazmorainski September 20, 2025

Nairobi knitting circle

Where three or more people sit naked on the floor, toes interlocked, while pleasuring themselves and making clocking noises

My wife and I participated in a nairobi knitting circle with two other couples last night

by chops1015 January 16, 2026

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.

Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".

by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015