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Zhan Kang

Hardworking man who requires a 1 minute break for every 15 minutes of work. Loves to eat chicken and white rice.
Look, Zhan Kang is studying again! He’ll take a 1 minute soon
by chixnugget November 23, 2021
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If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
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kang hye in

THE MOST HOTTEST, MOST GORGEOUS, MOST MOMMY IST WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN,

THE MULLET. THE RED HAIR. As our queen CupcakKe once said- "Hump me, f@8k me, Mommy better make me choke".
you must bow in her presence. and in this scenerio you are ALWAYS bottom.
person1:who is kang hye in?
person2: what the fuck is wrong with you.
by UR_m0m2.0 January 26, 2022
mugGet the kang hye inmug.

Kang (Revised)

A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.

It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.

When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
2023 is the year Biden dropped the Kang (Revised) tax on us all.
by Jim Crowing May 1, 2023
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kang zheng

Indention God
Bro can you Kang Zheng me a bus for the school trip
by EMT AWO January 14, 2020
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Target Looter Kang

Noun. A mockery of the Martin Luther King holiday in the US. Mail, government offices, and other services are closed.

Kangz is a word drawn from how African Americans say kings. Looter refers to how commonly African Americans take advantage of a natural disasters to rob stores.
Fuck Target Looter Kang day!!! I just want my fucking mail!!!!

What a way to celebrate black people.... by not working!
by Duke, PhD January 15, 2024
mugGet the Target Looter Kangmug.

sophie kang

UR done UR DONE is all sophie kang says but is also really smart
by SOS4560 June 14, 2022
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