Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

Hong Kung Fu

洪功夫 - Cantonese martial arts, primarily in Hong Kong's industry of martial art based films.

Hong Kong is famou for their Hong Kung Fu movies and the many celebrities born out of the city

by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022

The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future

a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series

In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 6, 2023

Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020