An overused internet meme that everyone pretends it's funny because they don't want to get excluded from society but no one assumes it.
Juan, hahahahah juan guys it's so funny look a horse on a balcony! Hahahah why no one is laughinging? Guys I made a reference to that meme
by I stole your toast February 9, 2021
Get the juanmug. A sausage muncher who googles naked pictures of his mom in his spare time. You can observe him in his natural habitat of the Mexican badlands munching on cinnamon almonds and stalking Facebook profiles when he finds internet connection. His sidekick is a black bear named Buddy.
He gives great fashion advice.
When he is not criticizing Asians he has a heart of gold. Gold which he stole from the Irish and openly brags about.
He gives great fashion advice.
When he is not criticizing Asians he has a heart of gold. Gold which he stole from the Irish and openly brags about.
Beth: Man, I don't know what to wear tonight
Clarissa: You should ask Juan! Bring sausages and almonds for payment.
Clarissa: You should ask Juan! Bring sausages and almonds for payment.
by Priscilla Willow July 28, 2011
Get the Juanmug. by alex rivera July 21, 2006
Get the juanmug. "Sorry but I have a lot going on and you will have to take care of whatever unimportant problems you have."
That is so Juan.
That is so Juan.
by BronxLatinaGirl August 26, 2011
Get the Juanmug. Juan a disabled Mexican who is sometimes mistaken for a burrito his eyes stretch so far I can't tell who he is looking at
by Kwowoeorid January 24, 2019
Get the Juanmug. He's hot. Really hot. But, all he wants are girls, fame, and money. So be careful and know his full intentions before getting really close with him.
"Juan is so hot oh my lord..."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."
by who_r_u_even May 1, 2018
Get the Juanmug.