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Jessica

by anonymous May 14, 2023
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Jessica is a fucking wood bender and can kill you with a fucking 2x4
Oh shit here comes Jessica, SHE GOT A 2x4!!!
by Timmy6969420 December 1, 2021
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Welp, she's being a real jessica right now... she should be more like noah.
by Yellow1234 September 23, 2022
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A girl who lights lots of stuff on fire. She's hot and beautiful but when you get on her nerves, you better watch out. She's a firecracker. Sweet, and smiley until you push her buttons. She is very intelligent, and often very horny. If you want her, tell her. She'll eat you up. Literally.
Jessica smiled sweetly at the girl across the room and pulled the trigger.
by KittyKatty905 May 15, 2022
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A girl who is very beautiful, but wont stop hurting you with nasty comments.
Damn, Jessica is hot, but she's such an asshole.
by Joshiscool69420 January 26, 2022
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A pretty girl with a butt that’s almost as big are her personality. This is a woman that most guys can’t handle. They see her face and then her perfect teeth and don’t know how to handle it.
Guy 1: Damn, you see Jessica today?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Jess Peach?
Guy 1: what’s with the Peach?
Guy 2: The booty man! Rumor is once you get a taste you be feelin fuzzy all over.
by CollegeBoy1 October 15, 2021
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a short girl who loves to take it hard.
Zak - wow Jessica can take it hard!
by smerandomguy November 23, 2021
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