Oklahoma Jellyfish

A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.

Billy-Bob: "Hey, d'you go fishin' down yonder't tha river?"
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."

by Horse Nipple August 11, 2009

Alberta Jellyfish

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.

Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!

by damar1985 September 15, 2009

dirty jellyfish

during sexual intercourse you fill your mates anus with jam or jelly after this has been done he/she stands up and aims her anus directly into your mouth and proceeds do deficate jelly and all.

sexdumbdirty jellyfish

by sexy boy82 November 26, 2009

jellyfish handjob

A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.

My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Jellyfish sex

When a man or lesbian top uses a woman’s discharge as lube during sex.

Bro 1: hey dude how’d it go with that hottie last night?
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.

by Edenjayy September 25, 2021

Suburban jellyfish

A jellyfish who loves the suburbs and hates everything else

Suburban jellyfish is sexy af

by iddunno January 29, 2021

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021