The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling
Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?
Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!
Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!
Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!
Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!
by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011

When hot coffee, suddenly and with little warning, spews out of the lid and flows down your hand. This can result in emotional distress and great pain.
by Wonkavision May 10, 2016

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by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).
The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.
this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
by gritpoit February 7, 2010
