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Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling
Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!
by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011
mugGet the Java-Baskingmug.

java flow

When hot coffee, suddenly and with little warning, spews out of the lid and flows down your hand. This can result in emotional distress and great pain.
Oh My.. My coffee just erupted and the java flow burned the crap out of my hand!
by Wonkavision May 10, 2016
mugGet the java flowmug.

Java

Pros of Java: Minecraft

Cons of Java: public static void main string args
by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024
mugGet the Javamug.

java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
by gritpoit February 7, 2010
mugGet the java birdmug.

Java

Hi what r u doing ??
me : Nothing (java)
by FckJava January 2, 2022
mugGet the Javamug.

Fin / Java

An akutagawa obsessed emo fag that needs grammarly in his life DESPERATELY. But he’s also nice so he gets a pass <3
Fin / Java is and akutagawa obsessed EMO fag that needs grammarly. But he’s nice to me so I’ll pass him.
by lovevixii July 30, 2021
mugGet the Fin / Javamug.

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