beer jacket

the lack of a need for a real jacket due to the warming effects of alcohol

dude are u not cold?? no ive got a beer jacket on!!

by Rossa O' Donovan January 28, 2009

Jizz Jacket

A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU JIZZ JACKET

by VeronicaHill October 17, 2010

party jacket

The jacket you dont give two shits about and wear to college parties that so when you get hammered and lose it, it doesn't matter

Friend: Yo dude! have you seen my north face jacket. I think i left it at the party.

You: No bro, should've worn your party jacket like me. i lost it but i dont give two shits.

by kaptnkrust January 17, 2009

corn jacket

Human excrement. Basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your ass looking the same way it went into your mouth. But, on the way out, it needs a jacket. That is what the turd wrapped around your shat out corn is. The poop keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.

I was at a BBQ yesterday and today I birthed a corn jacket. (IE, my poop was studded with corn.)

by therealnate December 14, 2010

Berghaus Jacket

The act of 2 males putting their penises in the same condom, simultaneously.

Mike: Sorry i cant, im meeting up with martin later.
Steve: I bet your gonna be wearing a Berghaus Jacket with him later!
Mike: Shutup Steve!

by 114-114 January 13, 2009

Moncler Jacket

U pay a shitload of money for a regular jacket, then u look like a puffy douchemellow. U also become a big target for muggers.

Man 1:My friend was mugged when he was walking around with his friends
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him

by Matt Smorgasboard April 1, 2011

No Jacket Required

A 1985 Phil Collins album that nobody knows what the name really means.

Man, my mom threw out my No Jacket Required cassette!

by Flubbeltrab May 17, 2018