A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"
by Beaj the man July 01, 2024
by Will Favis October 01, 2019
nakayla is jed’s daughter , she’s a baser known for knocking a pro boxer out in a video while loosing her ray bands.
- a baser in a orange shirt .
“ i’m jed daughter “
“ chillat , chillat cause im bout that “
“ you ready ? you ain’t ready “
“ i’m jed daughter “
“ chillat , chillat cause im bout that “
“ you ready ? you ain’t ready “
by thebesttoeverdoitandachieveit February 02, 2021
When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.
He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 03, 2022
A very weird kid that you should stay away from, he will run up to you and finger you until you ejaculate from your anus!
There was this one time a Jed Scott ran up to me and physically raped to me to point to where I liked it...
by Succ Nasty March 29, 2018
some sexy guy.. who is really good at footy no man comes close to him not even boog
jed has heaps of swag and is a skuxx mofo swag uk2k
jed has heaps of swag and is a skuxx mofo swag uk2k
by dysonhehehe21 May 06, 2013
Scumbag who went on the bachelorette to promote his singing career... and w a gf at home. Ended up “winning” bc of his stupid guitar (I’ll be ur mr right, gurllll). Overall piece of shit. 0/10
by bachelorette202101 August 09, 2019