Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling

Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!

by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011

Java

One of the most popular coding languages in the world, being used in conjunction with HTML for websites, and is used for many other things. Also one of the weirdest coding languages, being somewhat esoteric at times, and infamous for sometimes being completely nonsensical.

Wait, that's Javascript

Which is the lesser of two evils, Java or Javascript?

by Earl is a fun name December 2, 2023

Java

either "minecraft java edition" or "javascript"

my sibling used java today

by psecduekedfedr April 15, 2023

Java

A Programming Language that is so heavy-weighted that most normies hate it but it indeed is a good language.

"Do you know java?"
"Java what?"
"Java this programming language"

by thazeintayout July 3, 2023

Java#0009

Smart, compelling, straight to business

Need something? Java#0009 can make it happen.

by Java#0009 September 18, 2022

Java

Waste of time

Hi what r u doing ??
me : Nothing (java)

by FckJava January 2, 2022

Java

Mulatto

Ella es java.

by SandraEve September 22, 2021