Ultra_Instinct_vr

A gorilla tag player who is bad at the game and has laggy wifi

Why is Ultra_Instinct_vr so bad at the game and has McDonald’s wifi.

by Dababyvp March 8, 2022

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Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

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Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023

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bunny instincts

Instincts to constantly fuck like rabbits. May or may not involve breeding.

''He has a lot of siblings because his parents have bunny instincts.''

by the random. January 28, 2026

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Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

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The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

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