by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016
Get the Bagel Deliverymug. When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.
The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".
by Mr. Twister and a Side Salad October 21, 2011
Get the An Unexpected Deliverymug. Man, I got some awesome head delivery the other night...she released the sperm whales right out of me!
by KittyTickler September 3, 2016
Get the head deliverymug. A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.
by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021
Get the Milk dud delivery manmug. A term repeated in the automotive parts sales industry to signify fear and uncertainty. Outside sales teams fear the 'milk delivery' and will avoid it at all costs.
The manager, unshaken, locks eyes with Tony, the outside salesman and simply says 'milk delivery'. Tony knows what this means but fears he has the courage to face it.
by Blackbeard14 September 3, 2023
Get the Milk deliverymug. Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.
Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.
Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.
by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025
Get the Sadder Ballser Deliverymug.