An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners
Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
by Accelgor February 27, 2017
Are you down /you in
by Wisecumapple May 16, 2022
by bwllt March 8, 2022
Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.
Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.
Marta: No thanks.
Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
The sexual act of performing analingus on your partner like a Dog with a Kong full of Peanut Butter.
"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."
by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017