that DUAL INCOME NO KIDS life.
When a couple is expected to have kids but plans to live a D.I.N.K. life.
When a couple is expected to have kids but plans to live a D.I.N.K. life.
Every adult friend you ever had: “when are you two going to have a baby??”
Couple: “bitch we’re living that D.I.N.K. life!”
Couple: “bitch we’re living that D.I.N.K. life!”
by Toripop805 June 12, 2020
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A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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