One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
by maddash15 August 23, 2011
Get the innocent handwashermug. Looks sweet and cute , and with those eyes could do wrong! .... Always tries to be good but is just to baaaaaaaaaaad , hehehe! .... The only thing missing is the Halo above them!
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023
Get the Innocentmug. by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015
Get the Innocent jerkmug. Describes questions or comments made by children that are sincere and devoid of malice, often revealing their curiosity about the world and sometimes leading to awkward or difficult discussions for adults.
Hearing those innocent questions from kids always takes me back; like when my niece asked, 'Why does grandma watch TV all day long?'—it really makes you think!
by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025
Get the innocentmug. An innocent mon is someoneone who’s never going bock. They’ve often seen people died in front of their eyes.
Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.
A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”
Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.
A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”
Nobody: “I’m an innocent mon. I’m never going bock”
Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”
Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”
by _deafdave_ April 2, 2019
Get the Innocent Monmug. Hey! You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag is the definition of YouTube!
You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag is the definition of YouTube!
You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag
by mtyuaduauduve3845 March 18, 2022
Get the You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slagmug. When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.
Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?
Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.
Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?
Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.
Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011
Get the Innocent Likestandermug.