why does my gf sound so innocent

she sounds so innocent because she is the most perfect person in the word and omg??? im inlove with her :)

gi : hi
me : why does my gf sound so innocent FKHASJKFHASJFHAKFHAMARRYME?

by personallyidk October 04, 2022

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Innocent Bribe

a innocent bribe is when you are innocent of a crime but you look really guilty. too much falsified evidence against you or powerful people accusing you. where its no way out and you will be find guilty no matter what. so you offer the police an innocent bribe telling them to take a bribe because you are innocent and its no way to beat this case. and it really comes down to your character how you live your life and what you did with it. to see if they trust you. you may even have a track record of previous crimes that people frame you for, and thought you would win because you was innocent and got found guilty for everything. it could of been multiple crimes that are similar to make you look guilty too. so this will be your only way out.

look mr/mrs officer i am innocent of these crimes but its no way to win this case. so take this innocent bribe so i can be free. you could even monitor secretly and see i dont do no other crimes and even the people who accuse me unless they are wolves/wolf in sheep clothing. you wont ever see the real them then.

by John Smith one of many johns March 12, 2022

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Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

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Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

by FailedLab February 18, 2018

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Sweet and Innocent

You live it good girl
And baby you live it high
You reach it easily, makes me wanna cry
You look so fine girl
I suppose you always do
So fine and so sweet
It's good to look at you

Sweet and innocent
And settled down
Sweet and innocent
I'll pass around, yeah

You and the fashion
Baby you're as one
It's not long before - it's much more than fun
Yes it's taking chances, but they don't want to know
And since your fine baby left you
Don't know which way to go

Sweet and innocent
And settled down
Sweet and innocent
I'll pass around, yeah

You live it good girl
And baby you live it high
You reach it easily, makes me wanna cry
You take it good girl
I don't know who will bring you down
Who will bring you down

Sweet and innocent
And settled down
Sweet and innocent
I'll pass around, yeah

by Death Menace March 15, 2023

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