by elmma January 14, 2008
by Murphizzle McGrizzle November 09, 2003
What skanks say when thy want a man to financially support them because they don’t have the desire to seek gainful employment. Often they don’t possess the skills or work ethic to hold down a job, but mostly it’s because they are resorting to their skank roots and offering sexual favors in exchange for support because it’s the only thing they know. Often the sexual favors traded are of low quality and most men with the means to support themselves and a female companion will instead find a trophy wife.
Girl A: I am sick of these boys. I want a real man.
Girl B: Me too, I want a man that loves all 300 pounds of me.
Girl B: Me too, I want a man that loves all 300 pounds of me.
by CDC REFUGE September 18, 2018
Emo MySpace kid: I want to kms
Authentic African- American: Real nigga only hours
Emo MySpace kid: I want 2 die
Authentic African- American: smash dat fuckn like button 😂👌💯
Authentic African- American: Real nigga only hours
Emo MySpace kid: I want 2 die
Authentic African- American: smash dat fuckn like button 😂👌💯
by PeepingJayZ July 15, 2017
When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
by NekoKat May 28, 2021
the way i feel right now. caused by lack of sleep lack of friends lack of proper nutrition and lack of fucks given. the only way to end it is to listen to the inconsiderate voices that i hear and try to block out on a min. to min. basis but that would end in catastrophe
by youbetchyah July 18, 2018
A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.
Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!
Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
by YAWA January 08, 2018