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Pruning the Hedges

The act of trimming your overgrown pubic hair
Tim: I just pruned the hedges. Phew, I really needed that.

Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?

Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!

Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!
by FireintheDisco January 30, 2014
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I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG

This is a term said by Dr. Robotnik during the show The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
"I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG"
-Dr. Robotnik
by ControllingPatterns May 3, 2022
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Hedger

I saw a couple of Hedgers get out of that old van that's been parked in the same spot down the end of the street all month.
by Chewitt November 13, 2005
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hudder

You are such a hudder how did you mess up!
by Otter's totter July 6, 2019
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mississippi hedgefund

when a dude bangs one out over a fiver and slaps it on a strippers forehead.
"dude did you see will atkinson give that slag a mississippi hedgefund last night? the guy madee it rain."
by davd bowers March 17, 2008
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Over The Hedge

Going Over The Hedge is a funny expression that means to lose control of one's emotions, thoughts, or feelings. Named after the animated movie Over The Hedge.
The Energizer bunny went Over The Hedge because he had way too many cups of coffee one morning and banged his drum much more frequently as a result. Believe me when I say this, that cotton bunny tail was moving!
by PWS27 September 28, 2017
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Shadow The hedgehog

He's that edgy guy from sonic. He came to fruition in Sonic Adventure 2. The black hedgehog is "the ultimate life form" the reason eggman blew up the moon.
eggman: I have an announcement to make! Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his quilly hedgehog dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G.
And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com, "Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small ass dick! its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!" And guess what? This is what my dong looks like! *BWOOOOSHHH* THATS RIGHT BABY! AAALLL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! LOOK AT THAT! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUcK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY S U P E R - L A S E R - P I S S! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER! I'm pissing on THE MOON!!!!!11!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE M O O N, YOU IDIOT ! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROP-O-LITS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by NCR Trooper May 31, 2019
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