Haddon Heights

A tiny oasis in southern New Jersey, considered a suburb of Philadelphia, and ironically nestled between Moorestown "the best place to live 2005" and Camden "the most dangerous city in America 2005." Nicknamed "Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, and occasionally inbred. However, Haddon Heights sets itself apart from all other towns in one aspect: though it may be little, Heights kids can party with the big boys... and tend to consume alcohol in amounts that put college spring-breakers to shame. Whether its a case in the woods, a keg at a house party, or a handle in the parking lot; its always a good time. And whether its a high school student, a middle-aged towny that still thinks like a high school student, or a pre-adolescent child already currupted by a high school student; the key to a true citizen's heart is with an ice cold Natty Light.

kid #1: hey man, what time are you picking me up for school tomorrow at Haddon Heights High School?
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late

by im drunk right now February 2, 2006

Crown Heights

One of the illest neighborhoods in all of Brooklyn. At one point largely Jewish, the neighborhood is now predominately West Indian, with Dominicans, Panamanians, and Puerto Ricans thrown in for good messure.

Crown Heights is known both for it's beautiful architecture and as the site of the infamous "Crown Heights Riots". To find out more about the Crown Heights Riots, go to wikipedia you lazy fuck.

I got some bangin' jerk chicken in Crown Heights last Friday. Then I smoked some crack.

by Kili April 6, 2007

Heighth

This is not a word, even though everyone in southern California uses it. The correct word is "Height." Don't combine width and height into heighth. That's just wrong. I will stab you in the eye.

Measure the heighth and width of that board, and then cut it up into little pieces that fit inside my mouth.

by Gristle McThornbody September 30, 2005

Hannukah Heights

The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas

Izzy grew up in Hannukah Heights

by andy1 September 9, 2006

keystone heights

A small town in Florida. Located in Clay County. Most of the girls in the High school have turned bisexual because most of the guys there are fuck boys. There is also a lot of "rich bitches" who think they are all that and get everything from there parents. We have the most churches in the county. But everybody is fake as fuck.

Everybody party's illegally in Keystone Heights. But that's only because there is nothing else to do

by Gk345 July 25, 2016

Rocky Heights Middle School

The gates of Hell. No phones, No individuality, and No FUN! School is extremely easy to pass with straight A’s (and I’m kinda dumb).

Full of rich and spoiled kids who find middle school a great place to start their drug habits. Ask anyone who their plug is and they can name 10.

The environment sucks and is a great place if you want to get depression. If not STAY CLEAR! after graduating you will go onto “Crack Canyon” or if your parents are willing to drop enough money Valor or Regis.

The only thing going for these kids are their daddy’s trust funds.

“I heard that Rocky Heights Middle School sucks” “dude I know haven’t like 5 kids got arrested their in the past year?” “Probably wouldn’t suppress me tbh”

by Middle Skooler May 14, 2018

sword fight on the heights

A really cool Sword-Fighting game on ROBLOX.com created by Shedletsky aka: Telamon.

Created in 2008 by with over 13M+ visits as of 11/04/17.

Personally my favourite ROBLOX game ever.

Shedletsky is on twitter: @shedletsky

Also given the nickname: SFOTH (Sword fight on the heights)

Cool dude: "Hey wanna play sword fight on the heights?"

Cool man: "Yeah sure dude, i pwned telamon himself!"

by Some Plonker April 11, 2017