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Hamburger helper 

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off
After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

Hamburger-a-gogo 

What Georgia Nicolson (from Louise Rennison's series 'The confessions of Georgia Nicolson') calls America.
During my holidays I went to hamburger-a-gogo

Georgia Nicolson Louise Rennison
Hamburger-a-gogo by Donnalein July 30, 2013

hamburger helper hands 

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands

Hamburger on white 

When a white man (usually middle aged) has his shirt unbuttoned as far as possible, to showcase his dark, curly chest hair.

Oftentimes, a gaudy gold neckchain and medallion are worn to draw even more attention to his hamburger- like mass of chest hair.
Look at all the hamburger on white out on the boardwalk! It's like studio 54 threw up out here!
Hamburger on white by Dez4prez August 10, 2016

Hamburger Hipster 

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.
"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster
Hamburger Hipster by Krallgren April 30, 2017

Hamburger mouth

After completing oral stimulation on your partner's anus, having fecal matter on your lips.
Man, after tossing that girl's salad I ended up with hamburger mouth.
Hamburger mouth by Igger August 5, 2017