Houdini Haiku

The act of writing a haiku about performing the 'houdini' on your sexual partner. See Houdini for how-to steps or for what the Houdini actually is.

Houdini Haiku -

There was a wise man,
With this hilarious plan,
Spit, trick, and stick it.

by jtnasty July 29, 2009

haiku

haikus are evil
because they put limits on
syllables you use

no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no yes

by youkay March 31, 2004

s'haiku

A haiku written about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning
Do not eat the meat
Cause I need the toilet seat

by Old Man Varga March 7, 2005

haikyuu fandom

shit hole polluted by mha fans. used to be decent around 2014-2015 but tiktok and twitter destroyed it by filling it with gay ships between straight niggas. haikyuu is actually a good anime but of course the lgbts ruined it.

haikyuu "fan" 1 : uwu kagehina is SO sugoi kawaii !!!!!! they r in love (>//<)

haikyuu "fan" 2 : ya!!! and kenma is a total subby bottom for kuroo's cock !!!

normal anime fan : shut the fuck up this is why everyone thinks the haikyuu fandom is retarded.

by lgbtphobe95 December 30, 2020

Haiko

There's softcore, mediumcore, hardcore and then there's haiko.

Man, that movie was so haiko!

by Salmonsardinesawfish September 3, 2012

haiku

three syllables man
what a retarded poem
a waste of three lines

by hippy mcP May 11, 2003

haikuaholic

Someone who loves writing in the haiku form of poetry - that is, 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third.

When she taught him about haiku, he immediately loved it and became an instant haikuaholic.

by WordTalon March 4, 2011