Hetero-Awesome

When trans person dates someone of another gender, it's hetero awesome!

Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome

Cis man: My husband and went home the hottest NB person ever last night.

Friend: Wow, I didn't know you guys were hetero-awesome!

by WeirdLover May 11, 2025

Hetero-bag

A term my sleep deprived brain made up, meaning a heterosexual person who is like a trash bag. Used when a heterosexual is being homophobic, transphobic ect. Not to be confused with calling all heterosexuals trash.

"Omg. (Insert name) called me a f***ot. He is such a Hetero-bag."

by Liliow August 14, 2020

Hetero-Gay

A man who is homosexual but only feels attraction to the opposite sex, and not the same gender

"He came out to us, he said he was Hetero-Gay, we all smiled in support"

by DefoNotAScammer October 8, 2022

Hetero-mo

A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.

Corey dresses and acts like a straight guy, but he's totally into dudes. He's such a hetero-mo!

by Stormy_Weather August 6, 2011

hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.

Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!

by tandynbell July 17, 2021

Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015