Twilight Herpes

When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?

Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.

Guy 1: Damn.

by V-engeance-V January 18, 2011

Herpe Slurpee

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

by AustiRody June 13, 2014

herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010

Hand Herpes

Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes

Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks

by Playah8ers November 26, 2009

Like-a Herp

Said before demonstrating how to do something to a casual audience.

"And then we go like-a herp... and we're done."

by AEGPawn December 25, 2009

Space herpes

From the 1984 movie called Ice Pirates

Princess: what was that?

Jason: Ah, it was..ah...a spa...adjle.

Princess: A what!

Jason: Space herpes.

Nanny: THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by Quinid June 24, 2017

necro herpes

herpes that originates from dead human reproductive cells.

if a guy has intercourse of any sort with a
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.

by [e-mail] December 17, 2008