Christian Hernandez

A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn

Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez

by Isis34645747486547 May 12, 2019

Dirty Hernandez

The act of giving head whilst drinking Bepsi

Alexia just pulled off a Dirty Hernandez in the back room

by NakedInTheSauce June 07, 2017

Hernandezed

It's when you get pulled out of class and a Hernandez comes and fucks you but then gets caught

"Oh no guys she got pulled out of class, shes gonna get Hernandezed

by Kkcollazo September 24, 2019

brianna hernandez

std catching baseball whore. can't keep a man because she goes and sucks his homies dick. smokes stigs and sucks dick cause she can't get good grades. talks shit about everyone even tho the bitch got a lazy eye and looks like sid.

"brianna hernandez gave me an std"
"me too man"

by gossip slut 305 October 07, 2019

vicky hernandez

so mf annoying no one likes her so insecure so ugly small titties never will get a bf. and thats on period boo. shes built like a circle. her best friends talk trash abt her.

person 1: ew look its vicky hernandez
person 2: *throws up*
person 3: shes so annoying and no one likes her shes ugly asf

by fcms20sjf November 09, 2019

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 09, 2020

Erika Hernandez

A girl so fine, she’ll make you whip your cock out just with a look

Damn bro yesterday Erika Hernandez looked at me y me saque el caballo y me quedé pasmao

by Papi Rikiii 305 November 26, 2019