Gravel Man

An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy

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Hey Charlie, Gravel Man is behind you.

by Gravel Man February 19, 2021

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A gravel is someone who is american and extremely patriotic. they love guns and trucks and they usually spend most of their time listening to loud music and watching flashing disco lights. gravels also get no bitches, absolutely zero play.

ayo you see that guy over there? he’s such a gravel.

by molztbh March 14, 2021

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Concrete or Gravel?

A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).

Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?

Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)

Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

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