Gnome Dome

Dome (oral sex) so good its magical, like a Gnome. Gnome rhymes with dome so thats why its used. Its a magical experience to recieve gnome dome, one that few rarely experience.
Otter: I gotta get that Gnome Dome
Nick: Wtf are you talkin' about
Otter: Dome so good its magical
by OTTER333 December 1, 2009
mugGet the Gnome Domemug.

shit gnomes

little sadistic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. Occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.
Jim: I am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like ass.
Jeffrey: Me too Jim. Looks like the shit gnomes were out last night
by boxcar May 17, 2007
mugGet the shit gnomesmug.

Gnig Gnome

A Gnome of gnegroid descent.
That gnappy headed Gnig Gnome stole my GNissan!
by Humanlandfill February 26, 2009
mugGet the Gnig Gnomemug.

garden gnome

A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.
Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"
by thdang April 11, 2019
mugGet the garden gnomemug.

garbage gnome

Noun. After you've taken your garbage out to the street, these shadowy figures come out in the night to take part of it that they perceive as a 'great find' with the intention of fixing it and putting it into their home. Some especially brave gnomes will come during the day to take your garbage, but this is a rare breed.

Examples of things that could be considered treasure by garbage gnomes: Broken/old computer desks, broken/old computer monitors, used/old stained mattresses(because surely those stains could be removed), broken/old furniture, broken/old televisions.
*Kelly takes garbage out to the street*
*Garbage Gnome drives by and sees said garbage*
Garbage Gnome: I can't believe someone threw that away!
*Garbage Gnome loads up something from the garbage in their car/truck/suv*
*Kelly wakes up in the morning, walks outside and notices the recliner she threw out missing*
Kelly: Well, I hope they manage to fix the broken arm on that recliner that grand dad used to piss in while watching tv.
by black kitten October 26, 2006
mugGet the garbage gnomemug.

Nigger Gnome

A garden gnome with a black skin tone instead of the usual white. Generally,they are a rare species of garden gnome.
Person 1: Dude, I just saw a nigger gnome when I was driving home.

Person 2: Holy shit, I thought they were just a myth.
by Splatchawatch June 1, 2010
mugGet the Nigger Gnomemug.

Gnome-muffin

A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!
Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!
by Hom2436 January 25, 2018
mugGet the Gnome-muffinmug.

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