Gits and Shiggles

Doing something for fun, or for no particular reason.
"I just ate a Carolina Reaper."
"Why?"
"I dunno, gits and shiggles."
by Consumable Objects September 24, 2020
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posh git

Someone who is very classy and sophisticated at doing the following:

1. A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners.

2. A person who feels justified in their callow behaviour.

3. A pubescent kid who thinks it's totally cool to act like a moron on the internet, only because no one can actually reach through the screen and punch their lights out.
"3 days left until handing in the group report and he's done absolutely nowt".
"What an utter posh git!"
by justfiedPR February 11, 2014
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lez git it

to get going; to be prepared; a casual way to say "let's get it".
Ready to go to the party?
Lez git it!
by HiltonWIFI December 11, 2016
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git some

Git some, is often used as a provocation or as motivation.
Ex. 1
*person one* you wanna fuckin fight?!
*person 2* git some bitch!

Ex. 2
*person one*Dude that chick is really hot...
*person 2*Well dont just stand there go git some!!
by SUPER BOB February 15, 2009
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git-fiddle

by sky May 10, 2003
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Fat Git

The Legend Of The Fat Git:
An enormous man who weighs 500 stone and has the combined body fat of 50 sumo wrestlers. He is rumoured to travel around the Scottish Highlands searching for something to shit on. A startled farmer in Scotland once found a pile of shit as big as the Ritz Carlton (see quote below) and he instantly knew it was the Fat Git's doing.
In the summer of 1982 seventeen distilleries were emptied by the Fat Git. He obviously has a taste for lager and chicken vindaloo.
Here's what to do if you meet the Fat Git:
1) (If he gets too close) try and hide yourself in his 60 folds of fat until he goes to sleep. You'll have plenty of leftover chicken curries to stay alive on.
2) Throw rocks at his fat and watch them rebound at great speeds. (It's good fun!)
3) Ask him what's the biggest shit he's ever produced. He'll bend over and show you.
4) Do not ask to smell his armpits.
"I saw the Fat Git's shit outside my house... it was the size of the Ritz Carlton but without all the windows! Large chunks were falling all over the place killing innocent sheep in the process."
by Fat Git Eye Witness September 03, 2005
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cheeky git

A person who has big enough balls to talk shit to your face and not expect any repercussions, and then proceed to talk shit on social media.
Logan was being such a cheeky git, I snuck in his house and stuck a rod up his ass as he slept.
by CptNemo October 17, 2015
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