If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Get in the fucking bin

When fiachra hits the crossbar

Fiachra get in the fucking bin

by Thiccnibba123 June 15, 2018

get fucked on

It's like "get shit on" except combined with "get fucked" but also what if your enemy is furniture?

Get fucked on, there's a blue shell coming!

by c8eflatwhite January 16, 2024

lets get mother fucking baked

L G M F B

Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?

Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.

Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)

by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD

When someone imagining a people and the people start rebelling in their mind. *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD*

Mukhtiar : *Imagining Akbar*
Akbar : :333333
Mukhtiar : *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD*

by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

Get the fuck away from me

Leave, go, end, get out, leave me along, fuck off,

Fuck off

Get as far away from me as humanly possible

"Go away ×1000000"

When someone tells you get the fuck away from me you leave them alone.

by Kae gr July 22, 2023

either fuck off or get fucked

You give the person who's annoying you or someone you really hate two option
1. They fuck off meaning they get far away as possible from you
2. You beat the living shit out of them

Bitch: Ey can I check your notebook, I just wanna see your answers for example
(See bitch here is trying to copy off your friend who is very nice and won't say no, Bitch here is trying to be smooth saying they'll only check it for reference when they are clearly trying to copy off it)
Y/N: Sorry bud, no can do you either fuck off or get fucked
Bitch: Dayum okay

by BullyKiller November 2, 2022