Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

rightly guided

1.English meaning of name Rasheed

Most Handsome bae bae ever fr fr

Rightly guided to give guidance rightly not wrongly if you are wrongly guiding me please start righteously guiding. Or I won't want to go I don't follow but b can beside

by Ms.irie as fcuk September 30, 2022

oh my guide

incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds

"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.

by nowimupset January 8, 2021

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

Guide-book

"Guide-book"

guide-book \'gīd -, bůk \ n : an informative guideline as a book into any kind of journey

TRUE:

Snake and ladders - Guidelines

Use the "Guide-book" while playing with friends..

FALSE:
i think we were lost again give me the "Guide-book" & let's see where we should go this time....

by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024

Guide

To have lots of money

Mostly used by Nigerians. Used to refer a rich man or someone who just got a lot of money

That guy guide.
Bro I no guide.

by LegendBillion$ October 1, 2025

Guide

A designated Comp Guide, Judge, Copaw, or the line leader in a quadrobics competition will slowly walk the course before the competition begins as a demonstration to the audience and/or athletes before the round begins. This is most common in course sports that don't have an outlined direction, or if the judges do not allow the athletes to interact with the equipment or obstacles.

We should watch the guide run the course before we pick our seats.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025