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Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.
I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)
by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021
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Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines

Rules no one fucking cares about
someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those
by miseryxx January 12, 2022
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guidette

A non-Italian girl who thinks she is Italian or a girl who likes Italian men and tries to act like she is Italian. Most Italian women would refer to themselves as guidas but if a girl refers to herself as a guidette, they know she is a mangacake. Italian women will trick non-Italian wanna bes into calling themselves guidettes and then laugh at them for being mangacakes.
hahaha, the mangacake guida wanna be thinks she is a guidette.
by guidette love March 17, 2012
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Guidette-ism

The act or practice of being a Guidette. The study of excessive banter and relentless stupidity by excessive and obnoxious drinking and ed hardy wearing.
The Guidette-ism is strong in this grenade.
by lmaothistownisdumb March 15, 2011
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tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2
noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"
by liroy August 1, 2006
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Guiness-liver

One who excessively drinks Guiness stout; a drunkard; especially an Irish alcoholic.
Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".
by MissRoobs April 4, 2011
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call guiness

A term refering to a good thing or one of record. Refering that one might "call Guiness book of world records because its so good or shocking
Hot Girl Walks In: Yiddit "call Guiness."
by Chuck tooth September 26, 2006
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