dick glove

A condom

Sally wouldnt fuck Mitch unless he wore a dick glove, she wasnt taking the risk of getting pregnant again..

by 2fingersLoui May 18, 2014

Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

Painted Glove

The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove

While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.

by BoyBloo June 23, 2014

wax glove

when you are getting head and before you nut you pull out and do it in your hand. then you slap the head giver in the face.

that bitch couldn't suck a dick so when i finally came i gave her a wax glove.

by don thatch January 12, 2005

glove compartment

The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.

" Death Cab sings about a glove compartment"

by Chaaaaaaaarlotte April 20, 2006

powder glove

A generous dusting of baby powder in one's hand, complimenting the
'slow jack' session. A very smooth and great-smelling experience.

-"What'd ya do today Bruce?"

-"Ahh nothing, just watched MTV and put on a POWDER GLOVE."

by Fredersss April 28, 2005

Pussy Glove

A Female Condom, or someone who wears gloves when it's not that cold out.

I'm a pussy glove because I'm wearing gloves and it's 98 degrees out.

by ZaQ of the K-Gang and C-Momma December 28, 2005