uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.

She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.

by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020

future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003

Future Slag

An insult to a young bitchy girl.

Young bitch: I'm gunna get my brother on you!

Me: Shut it, Future Slag!

by Stephenhawkingtreadmill December 31, 2011

future drugs

Drugs that don’t exist yet, but quite understandably, would mess you up real good if they exist today. Method of delivery is usually in the form of an eye dropper to ensure rapid absorption and onset.

Yo man, give me those future drugs so I can get fucked up until next Tuesday, dawg!

by enjoyedresponsibly May 5, 2018

The book of future

When you stop believing all females are queens and realize you don’t need these hoes to be happy

Guy1:bitches ain’t shit bro
Guy 2: finally read the book of future huh?

by Ed wuncler the third November 22, 2020

future is meow

The Future is Meow is a cat-centric riff on the "the future is now" as it pertains to being in the moment. It's the tagline for tarot readings at Cat Wisdom 101.com and their tarot for cat lovers events.

When planning your cat lovers to-do list, remember the future is meow.

by Boomermuse December 10, 2016

Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

by DJ Gello January 15, 2021