Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

mother fuck ass

an insult meaning your mother likes intercourse from the rear

ay you bastard mother fuck ass

by sunny indian May 18, 2006

Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

Nigga fuck yo ass

Said in time of niggahood. It means "Yo fuck you".

Savage "Nigga" LaFlare: "You one gay ass mothafucka."

Radji "Kush" Jones: "Nigga, fuck yo ass... Ole white-ass, Ole bitch-ass, ole NIGGUH-ass..."

OR

The Average White Taxpaying Educated Man with a Wife and Kids: "PUNK NIGGER."

A Minority Black Un-Educated Unemployed Ghetto-Slangin'-Ass Nigga: "Nigga fuck yo ass."

by AnonymousNiggaInCompton October 21, 2014

fucking ass shit...

A long stream of obscenities uttered after something has gone wrong.

Aw man I spilled my coffee. Fucking ass shit...

by Bisexual_Bicycle October 13, 2016

Fuck Ass Game

H1Z1

Ted:"Hey do you want to play H1Z1?"
Rick: " i dont wanna play that fuck ass game"

by Nude For Nude November 27, 2016

shitty fuck ass

The best swear word ever, made up spontaneously by my friend, alias Carla Buchman.

I had a fifty dollar bill, but it must have fallen through the hole in my pocket... shitty fuck ass!

by Evelynne Wicker May 3, 2004